Fun Things To Do This Saturday

2009 December 3
by Seth

Since I keep hearing about the tons and tons of people who will be competing against Erin and I for a little something sometime soon, I feel compelled to let Austin know about all of the neat events happening this Saturday:

  1. Urban Farm Bicycle Tour – I did this last year and really liked it.  Get some exercise, pet some goats, support local food/tea and meet some new friends.  There’s lots of starting points, and stops at Boggy Creek Farm, Zhi Tea, Rain Lily Farm, Hands of the Earth Farm (where Urban Roots rocks it) and more.
  2. Edible Austin Tea Festival – Drink delicate teas, sample tea-paired foods, learn about tea, tea tea tea!
  3. Fresh! screening – Ok, so you’ve drank from the Pollan/Kingsolver fount, what are the alternatives to industrial agriculture?  How can we build a sustainable food supply system that is fair to workers, consumers and the planet?  Find out at this screening I wish I could attend.  Joel Salatin, the Polyface Farms guy that Michal Pollan always talks about, will be there to answer questions. Proceeds benefit Urban Roots.
  4. Free and semi-secret Peanut Butter Wolf show, sponsored by some non-Tito’s vodka company – You know how every party is cooler if it’s exclusive and secret? Smirnoff does and so they’re bringing Peanut Butter Wolf, an amazing DJ whom my dancey-dance friends rave about.
  5. Manfest – Am I not Mantastic enough for you?  See barbarians fight, gnaw at turkey legs and get drunk.
  6. Holiday By The Tracks: Elgin, TX – Wanna get your picture taking with Santa, see a Christmas lights parade or otherwise not be in Austin to compete against me?  Visit historic downtown Elgin!
  7. Holiday Pet Photos with your pit bull.  Not even kidding.

With all these cool events, there’s no reason to come to Homeslice to compete against me in the HOES competition.  Seriously.

Pizza Marathon Day 2, Pizza 1: Soup Peddler, The Optimizer of the Money to Headache Ratio

2009 December 2
by Seth
Soup Peddler David Ansel.  Note what's hanging on the wall.

Soup Peddler David Ansel. Note what's hanging on the wall.

When I had lunch with Addie Broyles last week, she introduced me to David Ansel aka The Soup Peddler.

When I was a McLovin-esque kid (sans scoring with hot chicks and torching police cars), my father dated a wonderful woman named Sue Perlo. She had two daughters, Aviva and Robin. In my awkward throes of puberty, Aviva seemed like the coolest person ever. She moved to Austin, went to Phish shows, had “experiences” (whatever those were), and generally lived a life way cooler than mine as a teenager in suburban Dallas.

One of the people she spoke of was this other hippie Jew named Dave, who made soup and delivered it around South Austin on his bike. Man, I wished that I knew cool friends who did offbeat things like thumbing their nose at the world that seemed hellbent on turning everyone into lawyers and investment bankers. South Austin sure sounded cool, and people like David made it sound cool.

15 years later, Aviva has moved on to Philly, but the soup peddler remains. He likes pizza and I like soup so we agreed to meet up.

We each wore shirts that we thought the other would find amusing. He wore a Dani’s Pizza shirt, and told this incredibly sad story of this little pizza place in NYC that he walked by one night.  It was closed at midnight, which was unusual.  The next day, there was a wreath on the door and a pizza with a slice missing.  The owner had died.

I wore my Matzah Ballstars shirt, which was my softball uniform from when I lived in SF.  As I’m sure all of you know, we made the playoffs the one year I played, not that I helped much in the effort.  But once a Matzah Ballstar, always a Matzah Ballstar.  Represent!

We each got a hot tea to combat the chilly weather.  When it came time to order toppings, I figured he’d go nuts.  After all, his soups are imaginative and ingredient-laden.  I was floored when he said he likes cheese pizza, well done.  I mean, so do I, but c’mon!  I get all the free toppings on the menu.  Garlic!  Fried eggplant!  Roasted red peppers!  I thought these things would set his mind and appetite on fire.  Nope.  He said he likes toppings that add oil, not water.  He likes the meaty toppings and settled on pepperoni for his half.  Still numb from the shock, I decided to play his game.  I only ordered one topping, my beloved anchovies.  The waiter looked a little quizzical, he had his pen out which he usually doesn’t need for most customers, who buy into Homeslice’s mantra “less is more”.  But we ordered a pizza with one topping on each half, first time ever.  David also asked that it be prepared well done.

The pizza came out in record time, and while it looked a little smaller than a large pizza should, my eyes might have been tricked by the paucity of toppings.  The crust seemed a little different, and the cheese seemed to be a more integral part of the pizza than usual.  Overall, the pizza was crunchy and cheesy, but not gooey and rich like my kitchen sink monstrosities.  I easily polished off three pieces.  Usually I can only handle two.  But it was a good experience, and should the unspeakable and unthinkable happen (don’t even think it!), I might have to get used to one topping pizzas.

David is something of a hero to me, in that he’s figured out a way to maximize what he calls the “money to headache ratio”.  After leaving the corporate paradigm-y world, he floated along the fringes of South Austin’s bohemian scene, trying to figure out something to do with himself.  He was good at making soup, so he began making soup and delivering it on his bike.  Later, as his story became widely known and his soup became widely desired, he found a proper cooking space, a truck or two, and somewhere along the way, a calling.

He’s been pitched by those who talk of “brand equity” to grow, find more distribution, etc.  But he’s happy.  He gets to cook and hang out with those he loves, has plenty of time to play with his kid and makes enough to live in South Austin while doing his thing.  As foodie culture explodes ’round here, he could no doubt hawk his stuff at the farmer’s markets, restaurants, grocery stores and wherever else, but he values the simplicity of a finely-tuned machine.  He makes soup with love, and doesn’t want to be a dick to his workers or use crappy ingredients.  It ain’t broke, and he ain’t gonna fix it.

I hope I figure out something equally charming and useful that gives me a similar money to headache ratio.  While the headache factor is low right now, so is the money factor (feel free to hire me!).  Maybe I can learn a thing or two from David.

He’s more direct than I imagined him to be, and he has a very dry sense of humor.  When I stated my theory that Homeslice pizza isn’t that bad for you (not so greasy, good ingredients, lots of veggies, etc), he shot me down quick.  Most folks let me babble on about my theory and chuckle at my presumptuousness.  He honed in on the salt factor, and didn’t buy my story for a minute.

The bill for the pizza was $15.50.  That’s child’s play!  My pizzas usually cost $30.  He picked up the teas, tip, gave me a copy of his book, and credited my Soupie account with $15.  What a sweetheart.  I can’t decide if I want to hold out to use it on his bomb-ass macaroons, which are the best I’ve ever tasted, or to get something warm like the roasted carrot bisque that caught my eye this week.  I hope he didn’t notice the dropoff in my soup ordering right around the time I won free pizza…

On the way out, we saw two of the owners, including Jen, who I’d never met.  I got a clarification that for the upcoming HOES contest, diapers/catheters are not allowed.  We have to rock it the old fashioned way: iron will power.  Competitors take note.

Leslie Cochran: Be Careful Who You Pretend To Be

2009 December 2
Leslie Cochran, In The Flesh

Leslie Cochran, In The Flesh

I had pizza with Leslie Cochran a few months ago, thus beginning my Paying Pizza Forward feature.  Sadly, some of Austin’s most interesting folks aren’t the most reliable, so the series petered off as I had a difficult time continuing the chain.  But after I heard about Leslie’s recent hospitalization, I figured he could use some free pizza.  So we met up last week for pizza and company.

We were supposed to meet at 12:30, and he showed up around 1:30.  The kind Homeslice hosts (including two of the owners), kept offering to seat me, but I didn’t know when Leslie would arrive.

I saw him walking down the street, and could tell something was different.  Gone was the pink halter top and the lime green mini skirt, replaced by a subdued navy blue sweater and plain black pants.  The only way I could spot him at a distance was his leopard print cowboy hat.  Good ‘ole Leslie, somethings never change. read more…

Pizza Marathon: Day 1, Pizza 2 – Billy Bicket

2009 December 1
Billy's approaching the pizza like he does everything else

Billy's approaching the pizza like he does everything else

Marathon of Pizza, Day 1, Pizza #2: Billy Bicket joined me for a pizza last night.  He’s one of the folks who facilitated my social media experimentation back in early 2005 when his org (Tech Soup, or more specifically, NetSquared) helped turn me into a minor internet celebrity in the nonprofit technology world for my work establishing and promoting Interplast’s blog, which was the first blog established by an international NGO.

He moved to Austin a while ago and has been everything from an idea sounding board to a racquetball partner to a pizza date for me.  Even though he spends months on end gallivanting in San Francisco or Eastern Europe for work, it’s nice to have him in town when he’s here.  We keep each other grounded in an otherwise ridiculous the tech scene.

He asked me about my training program and how I’ve been preparing for the upcoming HOES contest, so I told him.  Every couple of minutes he’d split up in laughter.  He thought it was hilarious that I could talk about such a ridiculous event and set of circumstances with a straight face.  It made me think, my life and pizza deal is pretty ridiculous.  I mean, I stood with my hand on an eggplant sub for hours and hours and won free pizza for a year from Austin’s best pizza place.  Not that I take it for granted (see Exhibit A), but the story has lost some of its absurdity to me.

Billy closes on a house today, so he was pretty excited.  We talked about a housewarming party, pizza marketing, the recent Crunchpad debacle, and HOES training techniques.

Jodi Bart of Tasty Touring came in with some friends and said hi.  She went back to her table of eight or so, and about 30 seconds later, I felt seven heads turn my way, including one guy in the corner who non-nonchalantly (is chalantly a word?) stood up on his seat and poked his head over the booth to catch a glimpse of me.

Then, as we were leaving, Austin’s undisputed eating champ Chris Floyd came by.  We discussed our respective preparations for the contest, recent experiences with the media and impressions of each other’s competition.  Chris is weighing entering the Elevation Burger eating contest (first to finish a ten patty burger and basket of fries wins a year of free burgers), but as it’s on Thursday, it might be a little too close to the pizza eating competition, which is the crown jewel of all Austin eating contests.  I didn’t want to rush the conversation, but we’d been done with the pizza for a while and I didn’t want to selfishly hold onto a table.  I hated those folks when I was a waiter back in the day.

And lest I forget, the pizza was bomb.  Green olives, fresh tomatoes, garlic, fresh basil, fried eggplant, fresh mozzarella, sausage on his half, anchovies on mine.  Billy is from NYC and used to date the daughter of a big shot pizza immortal.  He says Homeslice is right up there, if not better.  He even said that Homeslice just gets it: pizza is love.  When the bill came and he saw the “Pizza Is Love” at the bottom of the ticket, he nearly lost it.

An All-Too-Rare Huge Tip

2009 December 1
Tastes too good to lose

Tastes too good to lose

Yesterday afternoon I fully began the Marathon of Pizza.  Two pizzas a day, from here on out.  Erin joined me for lunch.

We were less adventurous with our toppings, and ordered the old standbys of basil, fresh mozzarella, black olives, fried eggplant, roasted red peppers and half anchovies.  For some strange reason, we forgot garlic.  Maybe we’re losing it.  Or maybe there was something in the air.  It was a clumsy day at Homeslice.  While we forgot to order garlic, Homeslice forgot to put the half anchovies on the pizza.  Mark, who always approves of my fishy love, seemed pretty embarassed at not being able to come through.  I don’t know if he didn’t put it in the order, the kitchen messed up, or what.  Either way, I didn’t care, the pizza still tasted delicious.  He asked if I wanted a side of anchovies, but I waved him off.

Not more than five minutes after a humbled Mark walked away, Shauna spilled a whole bunch of drinks as she was cleaning a table.  Thankfully no one got doused, and no one felt the juvenile urge to applaud.

Our pizza and lemonade bill sans pizza came out to a buck and change.  I always tip on the value of the original bill, and as I looked at my change, I only had an unacceptable two bucks or a ten.  I left the ten in the glass to get some change so I could tip in the 20% range, but Erin suggested I just leave the whole ten.  Why not?  We always get great service, the waitstaff are the friendliest around, and they have to deal with me blogging about their mistakes (which Erin says I shouldn’t).  Maybe I can figure out a way to block the owners for reading this pizza blog so they won’t get mad that someone spilled a drink on the floor or someone else is gratuitously robbing Homeslice by taking too much advantage of free pizza (sorry ’bout that.  sorta).  So I left the whole $10 bill, which felt really good.  I only wish I had the $$$ to tip so generously all the time, I don’t tip 600+% enough.

Raina Rose Needed A Pizza And A Band Name. I Helped With One Of Those

2009 November 30
Raina and friends salivate over pizza

Raina and friends salivate over pizza

I had pizza with my friend Raina Rose and her band yesterday.  Their still looking for a suitably awesome band name, but for now they’re going with the Raina Rose Trio as a placeholder.

For those that don’t remember from a previous post, Raina’s song “Texas” helped sell Erin on moving to Texas.  Through a convoluted story that involved Craigslist, love, used cars and traveling troubadours, I met Raina after I heard her music, thus making her the first famous musician (and I use that term loosely, no one exactly asked for her autograph during the meal) that I can actually say I was a fan of before I became a friend.  And not just a facebook friend, like a real friend, the kind you take out for pizza.

The day before Thanksgiving I tried to cram in pizza with Raina, but the batch of blueberry chocolate stout I was brewing took too long, so I had to postpone until yesterday.  Raina and crew ordered beers and other drinks, and normally I would’ve happily downed a few myself, but I was in the midst of a minimal liquid intake in preparation for my HOES title defense nothing.  You might even call it a “dry run”.  Ba-dum ching!

It was fun hanging out with them.  Trevor (who my-other-musician-friend-named-Trevor thinks I should call “Trevot”) is vegan, so he scraped off the cheese and left as much of the toppings that were relatively cheese-less.  The other guy in the band, whose name I forget but said he had been nicknamed “The Neurotic Jew”, actually managed to get himself arrested at the High Sierra Music Festival, a favorite summertime activity from my California days.  I saw a lot of people do a lot of crazy stuff at High Sierra, so he must be pretty badass.  His amazingly full beard only confirmed his badassery.

The crew loved the pizza.  The fried eggplant, which I had to talk them into, was an especially big hit.

They’re playing tonight at Flipnotics, and they’re about to go on tour for a while, so come check ’em out this evening sometime around 9pm.  I’ll be there, come say hi.

PS – If someone comes up with a name and posts it in the comments that Raina’s band actually adopts, I’ll take that clever soul to pizza.

Addie Broyles Likes Anchovies Too!

2009 November 29
Addie Relishing Homeslice

Addie Relishing Homeslice

Addie Broyles, the food writer for the Statesman, messaged me on Twitter a few days ago asking what she had to do to score a free pizza invite.  I told her that she could either pay me $3000, invite me to some hoity-toity foodie events or buy alcohol to go with the pizza.  She chose the latter.

Addie is the godmother (more Corleone/Brando than Fairy/Disney) of the Austin foodie scene.  She’s pioneered its burgeoning and sometimes ridiculous proliferation.  So when I met her, I was taken aback by how down to Earth she was.  She blogs/tweets/writes very publicly, and is kind of a big deal.

I got to Homeslice before Addie and I realized that I’d forgotten my Year of the Pizza business cards, so I ran home to get them.  I know, I’m lame.  But when I don’t have a real job to provide me with business cards, I have to make my own.  If I didn’t have them, what else would I drop in the fishbowls at restaurants to get a shot at heavy-handed pitches for financial services free lunches?  Only unemployed losers don’t have business cards.  Sheesh.  They have photos from the blog on one side and my name, blog url, email address and twitter handle on the back.  As I was leaving I told the hostess that if a woman came in looking for me to please tell her that Homeslice was closed until I came back in five minutes.  She didn’t exactly agree per se, but when I returned, Homeslice had magically reopened and Addie was seated.

She was actually talking to the Soup Peddler, an iconic friend of a friend that has been something of a guiding light to me in my journey to Austin.  Our mutual friend first told me his quirky story, and I told myself that if a character like him can make his soup-delivery story a success in Austin, than I’d give the city a shot.  So it was really cool to meet him, I wish I had said something more cool than “I think you’re awesome…(pause)…here’s my card.”  Weak!

Addie perused the revamped wine menu, and our waitress Vanessa pointed out some of her faves.  I especially liked the description of the last one, which was something like “good enough for your daughter’s wedding, so do yourself a favor and get a glass”.  It’s these funny little details that make Homeslice so charming.  That, and the crazy-awesome pizza.

Jessica brought out the wine carafe and glasses, and noticed that the glasses were a little dirty.  She whisked them away immediately and brought out cleaner ones.  I don’t know if the ‘Sliceys recognized Addie and were more attentive because of her job, and I wondered if she frequently gets special treatment.  For the record, I’ve never had bad service at Homeslice, and I think they would’ve replaced dirty glasses if I was dining alone as well.

Addie quickly found a way to my heart by saying that she loves anchovies.  That’s rare in a pizza date.   She spent some time in Spain and told me about all the mouth-watering ways they use anchovies.

Mark (a waiter) always sees my pizzas a mile away by the tell-tale half anchovies, but not this time!  He did suggest that I should be training for a certain upcoming contest nothing in particular by eating while standing.  Maybe I should’ve sat at the bar and stood up the entire time.

The pizza and wine complemented each other really nicely, I should really break my beer habit more often at Homeslice.  The pungency of the anchovies, garlic and kalamata olives really mellowed with the wine.  Not that I’m too much of a vino connoisseur (evidence: had to use spellcheck to spell it), but I do enjoy a nice glass of wine with pizza.

She wanted to hear my story, so I told her everything except some of my training techniques.  We talked about social media, food, Homeslice, the HOES competition, travel, Yelp and Missouri.

We had half the pizza leftover, and I offered it to her as I do to all my guests.  I fully expected her to decline, as she probably has the most stocked fridge in Austin with freebies from all over town.  But to my surprise she took it.  Want proof that Homeslice makes amazing pizza?  A woman who has chefs all over town tripping over themselves to please took home the leftovers.

She asked if they took a check and I said I didn’t know.  We asked various waitstaff folks, and after some deliberation, they accepted it.  I don’t think I’ve ever been around someone younger than me who paid for anything with a check, except for things like rent or used cars.  But it’s how she rolls, so whatever.

We had a really nice time.  I was greeted with a handshake, but sent off with a hug.

Aldea and I Engage In Fair Trade

2009 November 25
by Seth
Aldea Scarves

Aldea Scarves

Weeks ago I had pizza with the Aldea Artisans crew, a really cool Austin start-up that markets fair trade, microloan-enabled Guatemalan scarves in the US.  They wanted to have pizza with me and learn some marketing and social media tips, and I wanted to learn about Acton, an entrepreneurial MBA program that the founders attended.

I met Cheyenne, an Aldea co-founder and Acton grad at an Acton information session.  A bunch of prospective students like myself were awkwardly standing around trying to impress faculty and alumni like Cheyenne.  We found ourselves in one of those artificial conversation circles where people go around saying what they “do”.  Someone was an IT consultant, someone else was in sales.  Then it was my turn.

In America, what you “do” implies what you get paid the most for or what you do for a job during the week, whether that’s how you define yourself or not.  So you might love boats or bikes or making tiramisu, but if you’re in commercial real estate, then that’s what your expected to offer up as what you “do”.  I’m unemployed and needless to say, “nothing” or “I’m unemployed” is not a real awe-inspiring answer.  So I said “I eat a lot of pizza”.  They gave me quizzical looks, I told my story, and no one wanted to hear from Mr. IT Consultant anymore.  Maybe Cheyenne asked him to pizza too, but I doubt it.

We met up on the 25th anniversary of Amy’s Ice Cream, when they were giving away free scoops from 2-6pm.  I knew we wouldn’t have time to get some after our 5pm dinner date, and since no one can accuse me of not taking advantage of free food, I suggested that we get ice cream first.  Life is uncertain, right?

So we get ice cream, walk back to Homeslice and find a table.  Everyone else had finished theirs, but I was so busy answering questions that I still had half mine left (I talk a lot, could you tell?).  As we walked in, I tried to act all sneaky and hide it but I was pretty unsuccessful.  The waitstaff sorta ribbed me about it, but they managed to hide their tears of disappointment pretty well.

The crew consisted of Cheyenne, fellow Acton grad Matt and three interns.  I told them that my one free large pizza wouldn’t go too far with six people.  I usually require free beer for my services (pizza on me, beer on you), but I said I would waive the beer and my right to pizza if they’d order me an eggplant sub, which I ironically don’t get for free and therefore never eat.  They agreed and got some pizza, I don’t even remember what toppings they ordered as I was busy devouring my amazing eggplant sub.  It’s too bad free subs aren’t a part of my deal, they’re amazing.  Fresh bread, gooey mozzarella, tons of sauce and gobs of greatness.o win this year’s title.

They picked my brain about marketing, twitter, social media and facebook, and after the interns took off, I asked Matt and Cheyenne about Acton.  It seemed a fair trade (ha! get it?).

Matt decided that he was going to challenge me in the upcoming Hands on an Eggplant Sub contest.  When he went from new friend to newer opponent, I glared at him and told him how difficult the competition would be.  He didn’t flinch.

So after all of the tips I provided and the thousands of dozen-ish clicks this blog post will send Aldea’s way, he will repay me by trying to take me down.  I hope/think that he’ll too busy running his transcontinental corporate empire to devote the 50 or so hours it may take to win.

So dear readers, if you’re looking for a way to avoid the Black Friday ridiculousness, and want to purchase a beautiful handicraft that enriches the community of artisans who produced it with love, buy a scarf from Aldea.  Unless Matt competes against me in the HOES contest, in which case buy a sweatshop-tacular scarf made by mistreated Chinese migrants at Walmart for like $7.31, and throw the change at Matt as he cowers beside me on the sub.

Note: my apologies for the delay in posting and the lack of pizza photo, I forgot my memory card and after fruitless attempts at finding the right cord to get the photos off my camera’s hard drive, I just gave up.

Homeslice Pizza + UT Football = No Wait!

2009 November 24
Cue the tumbleweeds...

Cue the tumbleweeds...

Erin and I had not shared us some ‘Slice in a while and the fridge was looking pretty bare, so we rolled into Homeslice around 6:30 on Friday night.  No wait!  And check out this photo, you’d think it was taken at 3:45pom on a Monday instead of 7:15pm on a Friday night.  New ironclad rule for avoiding a line at Homeslice: go during a UT home game.  Granted, this little section filled up within about ten minutes, but still!  During a normal weekend, a table is only open long enough for someone to prep it for the next group, who’s often been waiting for at least 30 minutes.  On a semi-related note, I shudder to think of the drunken pack of jerks who rolls in at 11:30 after the game and demands the world.

We took advantage of the time to chat with Shauna.  I vacillate between wanting to kibbitz with the waitstaff and feeling guilty that they’re chilling with me and neglecting other tables/tips.  But I felt less guilty with a 1/4 empty restaurant, so we talked about bad tippers and table-waiting stories (I used to be a waiter at the Black Eyed Pea in Dallas).

We mixed things up a bit on this pizza.  We felt the need for pungency, so we ordered both black and green olives to complement the garlic.  For a change of pace we passed on our usual standby fried eggplant, which often adds a smooth, delicate finish, and added fresh tomatoes instead of roasted red peppers to throw in some color.  I sound like I’m describing wine, but it’s only pizza.  I shouldn’t say “only”, pizza is way better than wine.

We left with pizza in our bellies and pizza for our fridge.  All three of us were happier as a result.

Drew Eats Free Pizza Above Ground

2009 November 23
Drew wasn't used to eating free food not provided by lobbyists.

Drew wasn't used to eating free food not provided by lobbyists.

A few days ago I had pizza with a friend from my time at the capitol, Drew Dupuy.  When we worked in the hallowed e2.700 hall of the capitol basement, we both looked pretty similar: pale skin, bloosdhot eyes, wrinkled suits and tired faces.  Now he looks like Johnny Depp or a Hollywood/NYC transplant in Marfa.

He’s back in school now, something I’m pondering, so we discussed a return to academics after years of “the real world” (the one where pizza is free), primary politics, demographic changes and UT football.  It was a beautiful day outside.  Drew and I ate plenty of free food at the capitol, but never outside of a basement.  Homeslice patio > capitol basement level 2.

After the meal, he was eating his smarties while telling a story, and I offered him mine, since I eat plenty of smarties at Homeslice.  He waved me off, saying he didn’t even want the ones he was eating, much less any others.  He then continued to eat the rest of his smarties.  🙂