Stories By The Slice – Pizza Delivery Tales
2009 October 28
- 13 things your pizza delivery guy won’t tell you. Funny. Best one: “I’d prefer that you have a shirt on (and definitely some pants).”
- 8 things someone learned from delivering pizza in high school. Funnier. Best one: “stoners are more generous than the wealthy.”
- 17 more things your pizza guy won’t tell you. None of these are very funny.
- 4-year-old held by pizza delivery guy through gate as quasi-ransom for payment. It was an hour late, expect the folks who ordered the pizza to be cranky. Don’t grab their kids though, that’s creepy/illegal.
- Prank pulled on noob pizza delivery kid. He thinks he’s getting wrapped up in some crazy mafia deal. The video’s like 5 minutes long, but worth it (if you have lots of time to devote to pizza, like your dear author).
- Some pizza delivery person blogs here and here.
